By TODD MAULDIN
As men we pay a heavy price to teach the lessons that must be taught. And basketball is often involvedand a little violence, and love.
When I was a young man of 13, I used to play my father in backyard basketball games. My dad wasn’t very good, but he was always game, and our matches often got heated because no matter how I tried, I couldn’t dominate him like I wanted to, like the gap between our skill levels should have allowed me to.
I’m convinced now that my dad looked on these games as bonding experiences. At the time, I considered them combat. I wanted to humble him. I wanted to prove I was more man at 13 than he was at any age.
One day, during one of our games, things were getting rough as usual. A lot of fouls were going uncalled. As the tension rose, my dad fouled me hard while I went for a layup. I turned around and slugged him in the arm, ostensibly because he fucked up my shot, but it was really about him refusing to let me be the Man.
Now, let me say that my dad didn’t do the spanking thing. He was never physically aggressive to me or anybody, really. I’d heard stories of him being a delinquent back in his teenage years but never believed them. His punished me only by giving me long, long talkings to for transgressions, and occasionally he grounded me from stuff I liked to do.
So the blank look I saw on his face when I punched him, the far-away eyes, wide nostrils, and furrowed brow were completely foreign to me. He announced in a voice barely containing his fury that he was going to kick my ass. He whipped his baseball cap off his head and began to thrash me with it about the head and shoulders in a flurry of stinging blows that left me feeling as though I was in a cloud of hornets.
He chased me off the court, past the pump house, down the side of the house, and back to the backdoor. He never hit me with his hands (thank God), never left a mark, but he soundly kicked my ass in such a way that I knewI knewwho the Man was.
He’s 70 now, and I’m 43, and we’ve never had another fight. He’s frail and old, and I still don’t want to fight him, no matter how much he annoys me, challenges me, or frustrates me. He’s still the hand of God. Ive remained unafraid to fight anybody except women, the police, or my dad. He showed me where the line was, and were I belonged relative to it.
A while ago, my nephew, who I’ve been raising like my son for the last few years, was 12 or 13 and had just hit puberty. He had always been an angry child, partly by genetics, partly by what he’d been through over his life. He and my wife were in the kitchen one day, arguing about something, when he behaved very aggressively toward her. He made a threat. He’s big for his age and doesn’t know how strong he is. I decided it was time to show him where the line was, just like my dad showed me.
I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and dragged him into my backyard. I told him that he must think he is a man now so I’d treat him like one. And if he had hair on his nuts enough to talk shit to my woman, then I’d treat him like I’d treat any man who threatened my wife.
I made him stand in the backyard and watch me take my rings and watch off. I told him we were going to fight, and I didn’t want to cut him all up. After I got ready, I shoved him, yelled at him, told him to take a swing.
He wouldn’t fight. Again, thank God, because there was no way I was going to hit this young man, but I couldn’t let him know it. There was a newspaper in the backyard, left from the morning’s coffee we sometimes took on the back patio. So I rolled up the paper and unleashed a flurry of whomps on top of his head. And I told him that if he wasn’t going to fight he better go find someplace to think about acting like an asshole to my wife again.
Then I left him, went in the bathroom, got in the shower, and cried for about 25 minutes. I cried because of what I’d just done. I cried because of the risk I took with our relationship. I cried because I was afraid of the anger in me and in him. And I cried because I remembered what my dad had done that day with me to show me where the line was.
I guess it worked. My nephew is a good young man, now 16 with straight As, a plan for the future, friends, faith, a job, and outside interestsand a healthy disinclination toward beating women, fucking with cops, or fighting Dad (me). But it sho nuff cost me a price.
My dad paid the price and gave me the gift, and I paid it for my nephew. And hell pay it for his guy, God willing.
I need to go tell my dad thanks for loving me enough to tangle with me and show me what it takes to tangle.
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Todd Mauldin is a bluesman who performs with his partner Jack D. Doyle as The Hellbusters. He also leads the A-Men Mens Ministry at Lutheran Church of the Good Shepherd in Reno, Nevada. In his spare time hes an account manager for a large telecommunications concern, a youth soccer coach, a dad, husband, uncle, cousin, friend and son.
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